Friend: “So how’s the wedding planning going– is everything pretty much set?”
Me: “Yeah, I think so!”
Friend: “That’s great! What are your colors?”
Me: “I’M SUPPOSED TO HAVE COLORS?!?!”
Tag Archives: relationships
I Can See Why He Got Confused
I Just Really Fucking Love John Mulaney
10 minutes later, after no response….
He Totally Gets It
We went to dinner last night and it took them over 45 minutes to deliver the drink we ordered as soon as we sat down. The drink ended up arriving AFTER the food. I was annoyed.
Me: “It’s just– I know this sounds weird but my favorite part of dining out is that pre-food cocktail, where your stomach is kind of empty and the drink feels warm in your belly and kind of goes straight to your head.”
Eric: “No, that’s not weird. I get that. A lot of people say that.”
(pause)
Eric: “They’re all alcoholics, though.”
So Many Questions
My siblings sent us a lovely wine fridge as an engagement gift, which arrived today.
This is Why We Work
Eric and I have been emailing with the wedding photographer in order to schedule our “Engagement Photo Shoot” (Yes. We know this should have been done months ago. SHUT UP.). We honestly didn’t even really want to do this shoot, as the whole concept doesn’t seem very “us.” But it’s included in the package, and we are unwilling to waste a dime, so we are going to do it– but we want it done OUR way.
So we emailed the photographer requesting that the shoot be of the two of us doing “everyday activities.” She responded saying that sounded like a great idea– and suggested a day at the zoo.
Eric was having none of that shit.
He emailed this back:
Perfectly Normal, Appropriate, and Classy Statement to go on a Wedding Website
Most people just write 2 or 3 words, like “Cocktail Attire” or “Black Tie Optional,” but I thought I’d do us all a favor and leave no room for questions or confusion.
When Eric Folds the Laundry
Normally my designated task.
But it’s so cute when he tries.
Asking for Two Friends
Is it gross to share a Waterpik? Asking for two friends, one of whom is being super judgy about the other’s oral hygiene habits, meanwhile the other is OH SO SORRY she loves her fiance enough to not mind sharing a Waterpick with him, and DEEPLY apologizes for finding it unnecessary to own TWO Waterpiks because have you seen how small NYC bathrooms are?!
Anyway let them know what you think.
Andrew’s Batting 1000
Emily's Posts 