“I mean…it’s a LITTLE nerdy.”
— Kid, age 6, re: my backpack
Category Archives: Kids/Teaching
No Secrets in THAT House
“Oh my god, have so much fun [at your bachelorette party] tonight! At my bachelorette party I got so drunk, there were MULTIPLE strippers, and there are just these ridiculous photos of me hanging off of stripper poles and, like, penises EVERYWHERE.”
— Parent of former student, just now on the street, while holding her 5-year-old daughter’s hand.
This is Why I Tutor
One of my clients lives in my building….
“I’m on YouTube, you know.”
— Kid, age 6
Luckily We’re in a Public Library and He’s Yelling
“What are Spanx!?”
— 2nd grade boy, when I opened up my laptop to do a reading program with him and a HUGE photo of my latest online shopping purchase popped up.
Something to Consider
“I think maybe a leotard, Moana’s necklace, and a Burger King crown on your head.”
— Kid, age 6, when I asked him what I should wear on my wedding day.
Ebola Mom, Part 71
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 70 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Not sure what there is to see. This is not brand new information.
Ebola Mom, Part 70
(Related to Ebola Mom Part 65 and Ebola Mom Part 66 , and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Ebola Mom, Part 69
No Offense
Excerpt from an email I received from a former student:
My drafted response:
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