Eric: “So my mom has a really good jeweler…”
Me: “My ring size is 7!”
Eric: “…who can fix that necklace you broke.”
Me: “Oh.”
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No That Came a Little Later…
Co-teacher (helping a kid write his historical fiction story): “If the colonial man in your story is chopping down a tree and the tree is falling, what might he yell out?”
Kid: (blank stare)
Coteacher: “Starts with a T…”
Kid: “Oh! TINDER!!!!!!”
Today is a BIG Day!
I started my pee medicine! Now I won’t have to run to the bathroom every 10 minutes like a coke addict!
Oh and also Eric and I are moving in together.
(I think he was waiting for the pee thing to be under control…)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Right Time
Eric is still holding a grudge from that time, back in the spring, when I rejected his invitation to a Mumford and Sons concert, especially now that I have a growing appreciation for live music (thanks to him).
#strategy
It’s Like I Always Say– Nothing Good Happens After 9pm
Last night….
Fair. And true.
But this is exactly the kind of hazardous situation I find myself in when I linger in society past sundown– two young people were having a perfectly lovely first date and I interrupted it, arms flailing, screaming, “Little Michael?!?! Is that YOU?!?!?”
Zero chance he got laid after that.
I’m never leaving the couch again.
Sorry, Little Michael.
(For interrupting your date. And for calling you “Little Michael.” Last night and in this post. Also, sorry about this post).
What is Love?
(Part of the What is Love series)
Love is knowing when to say “I’m sorry.”
Roughy 10-15 minutes after he says it first.
What is Love
Love is when you can comfortably express to him, in precise and vivid detail, exactly what this stomach bug is doing to your digestive tract.
Sassy Pedicurist: M.I.A.
(Part of the Sassy Pedicurist series)
Many people have been asking me what has happened to Sassy Pedicurist, as we haven’t heard from her in a while.
I’m not quite sure. I have had my nails done many times in the past several months, and she has not been at the salon. She used to be there almost every single time, and now she has virtually disappeared. It’s as though she sensed that I found a man, and now her work here is done.
I’m starting to question if she ever even existed.
Things I Believe About Relationships
I believe that at a certain point in a relationship, the woman should equally pay for dinners, in the same way I believe that in the beginning of the relationship, when the man is paying, his opinion should take precedence when it comes to where/when you dine.
Which is to say, I do not believe.
Eric
That moment when the guy you’re dating asks you to please stop referring to him on your blog as “the guy I’m dating.”
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