(Part of the Ebola Mom series )
My favorite part of this is that she doesn’t know how to space the exclamation points because I’m pretty sure she’s never used one.
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Ebola Mom, Part 65
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
No. I will be drunk.
And yes, thank you, I am quite excited for my shower, and you are so sweet to acknowledge that that will be a special event in my life!! I appreciate your understanding that you are in no way a priority for me on that day! 
Ebola Mom, Part 64
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Glad someone’s keeping track of her kid’s progress. 
For reference, the state tests are scored on a 1-4 scale:
1= below grade level
2= approaching grade level
3= on grade level
4= above grade level
Ebola Mom, Part 62
Ebola Mom, Part 61
Ebola Mom, Part 60
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
She got so close to being normal and then she blew it.
…and “Happy Chanukah?” No? Too much effort? K cool.
I’ll take the “I apologize” Christmas miracle and run with it.
Ebola Mom, Part 59
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Pretty sure she literally has us all programmed in her phone as “The Help.”
Ebola Mom, Part 58
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Ebola Mom, Part 57
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
And thus marks the first and last time I attempt to joke with Ebola Mom.
Ebola Mom, Part 56
(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
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