(Continuation of Romance )
“Oh thank CHRIST.”
— Me, upon discovering that the hotel we are staying at this week in the Bahamas has a Starbucks in the lobby.
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Travel Tips
If you’re flying internationally, and your flight is at 6:30am, you should do what Eric and I just did, which is arrive at the airport at 5:50am.
Only do that if you want to miss your flight, though.
If you want to be a normal human and make your flight, leave some time.
We are idiots.
(Don’t worry. We’re on the next flight, at 7:55am. And we got to dine at the Cibo Express! 👍)
Idiots.
Romance
“Oh thank CHRIST.”
— Eric, upon discovering that the hotel we are staying at this week in the Bahamas has the NFL network.
When Eric Makes the Bed, Part 3
(Part of the When Eric Makes the Bed series)
Merry Christmas
Kid (approaching me with her hand out): “Miss Emily…I found this in a book.”
It was a booger.
When Eric Makes the Bed, Part 2
#meta
Pretty much the best card I’ve ever gotten. Thanks Gabi! 
The Whitest, Jewiest Text I’ve Ever Received
When Eric Makes the Bed
Please note that he is SUPER proud of this. 
Holiday Hypocrisy: A Teacher’s Dilemma
Me (correcting a kid’s work): “20 divided by 2 is 40? So you’re telling me that if I split these 20 cubes into 2 equal groups, I’d have 40 in each group? Does that make sense? Is it logical?”
Kid: “No.”
Me: “Exactly. So it can’t be true. Remember, you ALWAYS have to ask yourself does this make sense? Is it logical?”
(moments later)
Kid: “Santa is real, right?”
Me: “Of course…”
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