That moment when you know so little about cooking that you have to google image search the kitchen-related engagement gift someone sent you so that you call it the right thing in the thank you note.
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Ebola Mom, Part 63
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 61, Ebola Mom Part 62, and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Six days after the original incident, 4 days after realizing I was offended, and 2 hours before I’ll be seeing her kid….an apology!! 
Ebola Mom, Part 62
I Trust Her Implicitly
I found a dentist who can do my Invisalign treatment at a (comparatively) super-cheap cost. My dentist friend warned me that if it’s that cheap, I should beware of the dentist’s skill and credentials. But this woman seems great!
Dentist: “So, lucky for you, it seems you will only need 15 weeks of treatment!”
Me: “Oh, that’s perfect! No time at all!”
Dentist: “Exactly! You’ll be done in…” (counts silently in her head) “…6 months!”
I Just Shrug it Off
People ask me how I can continue to work for Ebola Mom after all the shit she’s pulled, but her nonsense doesn’t get to me. Really.
Ebola Mom, Part 61
I See You Need
Rushing into nail salon…
Me: “Hi! I don’t have a lot of time but I was hoping I could get a quick–”
Nail lady: “Yes, yes I see you need eyebrow wax.”
Me: “…back massage.”
Math Guy
Optimism***
Well, the good news, Society, is that we already filled our “Dumb, Destructive Shit That We Are 100% Responsible For” quota for this century with the election of Donald Trump, so in the coming 84 New Years, there’s literally no where else to go but up* from here.**
So happy holidays!
*In terms of our own bad decisions.
**World is still fucked. We just have less say in it now.
***Realizing this isn’t optimistic at all. I should change title of this post.****
****Nah, fuck it. Fuck everything.
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