“See?! Look here! I did nothing wrong!”
— Kid at the zoo, pointing to a “DO NOT TOUCH THE ANIMALS” sign, while shoving two bullfrogs in his pocket and high-fiving a lemur.
Transparency does not equal innocence, Donald Trump Jr.
Tag Archives: politics
I Blame Trump
Turns out I cannot deposit this check written out to “Mr. and Mrs. Taylor” while I am still technically Emily Lerman.
This is how it begins.
The best part about getting married was that, for one whole week, I had no idea what Donald Trump was up to.
Mom’s New Golf Partner
What I wouldn’t pay to give this guy a full-blown koala hug and never let go.
Watching CNN Like
Ebola Mom, Part 62
Ebola Mom, Part 61
Optimism***
Well, the good news, Society, is that we already filled our “Dumb, Destructive Shit That We Are 100% Responsible For” quota for this century with the election of Donald Trump, so in the coming 84 New Years, there’s literally no where else to go but up* from here.**
So happy holidays!
*In terms of our own bad decisions.
**World is still fucked. We just have less say in it now.
***Realizing this isn’t optimistic at all. I should change title of this post.****
****Nah, fuck it. Fuck everything.
“MotherFUCKERS.”
— Alexander Hamilton
Be Afraid
Brain surgeon, pre-surgery, holding a drill to your skull: “Why, no. No I did not attend my training. No, I am not fully aware of the specific, acute challenges I might face once I get in there. But I’m a smart guy. I’ll figure this out. I don’t need to be told what to do.”
If that scenario alarms you– and IT FUCKING SHOULD– so should Trump’s attitude toward intelligence briefings.
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