(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
And thus marks the first and last time I attempt to joke with Ebola Mom.

(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
And thus marks the first and last time I attempt to joke with Ebola Mom.

(Part of the Ebola Mom series)

(Part of the Ebola Mom series)

I was going to bring a handwritten thank you note next week, but now you can go fuck yourself.
Also, I gave the cookies to a homeless man.
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 38 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
I just…I don’t…I can’t…I…ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, LADY?!?!?!
(Related to Ebola Mom Part 24, and part of the Ebola Mom series)
So again…math tutor. I am your daughter’s math tutor.
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 34 and part of the Ebola Mom series )
Good. She needs someone to like.
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 31 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Alright, well. I officially don’t understand what is happening.
(Continuation of Ebola Mom Part 29 and part of the Ebola Mom series)
And 30 minutes after posting about life’s tendency to be awkward and uncomfortable, this lady. Right on cue.
Oh, I’m sorry. Was I supposed to respond?
Guys– I’m a little worried she thinks we’re friends.