Category Archives: Kids/Teaching

He’ll Be Right Back! 

Repairman: “Oh my god, it’s so hot in this classroom!

Us: “Yes sir it is! The heat goes too high and we can’t control it. Please help!”

Repairman (taking apart thermostat): “Oh, well here’s the problem! See these two tubes here? They are supposed to connect.”

Us: “Meaning…”

Repairman: “This is what regulates the heat. Without it, it just keeps blasting. Never goes lower or turns off. That’s why it’s so hot and stuffy in here.”

Us: “Great, well…that only took 3 years to figure out! Can you fix it?!”

Repairman: “Sure can. I’ll be right back!”

That was six weeks ago.

We never saw him again.

 

The Student Becomes the Teacher

After I posted Yes. That’s Exactly What the Beatles Were Going For., someone alerted me to the fact that the song “Blackbird” was, in fact, inspired by the civil rights movement. A quick google search during my lunch break confirmed this was true. So after lunch, I approached the kid.

Me: “So guess what? You know how this morning you said ‘Blackbird’ was about black people being free? And we said that was maybe a possibility, but that seemed a bit specific, and perhaps there was a larger theme of overcoming adversity and being brave? Well, it turns out you were exactly correct. Paul McCartney, who wrote the song, said that when he wrote the lyrics, he was inspired by the black women in the Civil Rights movement, who were fighting to be treated equally.”

Kid: “Yeah. I know.” (walks away)

Oh.

Ok.

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Yes. That’s Exactly What The Beatles Were Going For. 

Analyzing The Beatles’ song “Blackbird” with 4th graders…

Us (after listening to the whole song): “The lyrics repeat ‘blackbird fly’ over and over. What do you think this song might be about?”

Kid: “Freedom!”

Us (excited that for once, a kid is inching towards a non-literal interpretation…) “Ohhh, interesting! Explain!”

Kid: “BLACKbird. Like black people. Black people weren’t always free. So it’s saying black people should be free.”

Moody

I’ve been accused of being moody, but I really don’t think it’s too much to ask that everyone stay out of my damn way when I’m PMSing, when it’s Sunday night, when it’s all day Monday, or when it’s winter. The second half of autumn and any high-allergy spring is a risky time as well. Best to stay out of my damn way then, too.

I am absolutely delightful on June 29th.

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The Plan

Therapist: “You’ve been saying for a while now that you might want a career change. It seems you haven’t felt very fulfilled at your current job.”

Me: “Right.”

Therapist: “And you said you were going to take some time, explore some options, talk to a few people, do some research, and come up with a plan.”

Me: “Right.”

Therapist: “So, you did that?”

Me: “Yes I did!”

Therapist: “And you have a plan?”

Me: “Yes, in fact I do!

Therapist: “I mean besides ‘get pregnant and quit.'”

Me: “Oh. Then no.”

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Colonial Times 

The kids are writing historical fiction stories as part of our Colonial America unit.

Kid: “I named my character John McFly!”

Me: “Hmmm. Do you think John McFly is a good name for a character who lived in Colonial America? Does that make sense for that time period?”

Kid: “Well…not COLONIAL America, but in 1984.”

(Long silence)

Kid: “So…right after.”