Eric made this fabulous video for me to project at the bridal shower. Unfortunately, the media at the restaurant was not working properly, but it deserves to be seen– so what better forum than here?!
“That is a whisk.”
— Eric, explaining my shower gifts to me.
The MessER Becomes the MessEE
My mom is bringing earrings to my bridal shower today for me to wear. I have no other earring options.
Slow clap for Cha Cha. She’s learning.
This Is Why I’m Marrying Him
That Actually DOES Make Me Feel Better
Calming my wedding day anxieties….
Something to Consider
“I think maybe a leotard, Moana’s necklace, and a Burger King crown on your head.”
— Kid, age 6, when I asked him what I should wear on my wedding day.
Her Whole Life.
There were no less than 36 texts on the sibling group chat when I woke up this morning.
That’s 36 too many for Steph.
Daily Affirmations
My bathroom trash can is filled to the brim with Efferdent denture tab wrappers.
I cannot believe I found someone to marry me.
🤔
Spoke to my mom on the phone earlier…
Mom: “I saw you and Suzie went to dinner together the other night!”
Me: “We went to dinner last week. But how did you see that?”
Mom: “You posted a photo!”
The photo she’s referring to is this one, which I posted on Suzie’s timeline for her birthday:
It was taken in 2004.
The Lost Sibling
There is apparently no approach that will elicit a response.
Still nothing.
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