Me (just now): “Did you feel anxious the week of your wedding? Like, obviously very excited, but also super anxious?”
Steph: “No.”
Been cross-checking with married friends who know things, as I do not.





In reference to Eric’s 2-year-old niece Mackenzie (“Mac”) and my 2-year-old nephew Tyler (“The Boog”) walking down the aisle….

What I wouldn’t pay to give this guy a full-blown koala hug and never let go.



My mom is bringing earrings to my bridal shower today for me to wear. I have no other earring options.

Slow clap for Cha Cha. She’s learning.
There were no less than 36 texts on the sibling group chat when I woke up this morning.
That’s 36 too many for Steph.



Spoke to my mom on the phone earlier…
Mom: “I saw you and Suzie went to dinner together the other night!”
Me: “We went to dinner last week. But how did you see that?”
Mom: “You posted a photo!”
The photo she’s referring to is this one, which I posted on Suzie’s timeline for her birthday:

It was taken in 2004.
There is apparently no approach that will elicit a response.

Still nothing.