“Oh my god, have so much fun [at your bachelorette party] tonight! At my bachelorette party I got so drunk, there were MULTIPLE strippers, and there are just these ridiculous photos of me hanging off of stripper poles and, like, penises EVERYWHERE.”
— Parent of former student, just now on the street, while holding her 5-year-old daughter’s hand.
Our wedding officiants (friends of ours) are working together to plan our ceremony, and sent this initial email just to touch base on the basics:
Eric made this fabulous video for me to project at the bridal shower. Unfortunately, the media at the restaurant was not working properly, but it deserves to be seen– so what better forum than here?!
“I think maybe a leotard, Moana’s necklace, and a Burger King crown on your head.”
— Kid, age 6, when I asked him what I should wear on my wedding day.
Texting with my cousin, who I’ll be seeing at my bridal shower this weekend….
Friend: “Soooo how many days until the big day!?!”
Me (giddy): “99!!!!”
Friend: “Wait– really? I thought your wedding is in June?”
Me: “Oh oh OH. I thought you meant how many days ’til I see Hamilton.”
The best part about doing your wedding invitation on Paperless Post is that you can physically see your mother inviting more guests every day, thinking you don’t notice.
Friend: “So how’s the wedding planning going– is everything pretty much set?”
Me: “Yeah, I think so!”
Friend: “That’s great! What are your colors?”
Me: “I’M SUPPOSED TO HAVE COLORS?!?!”