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Something to Consider
“I think maybe a leotard, Moana’s necklace, and a Burger King crown on your head.”
— Kid, age 6, when I asked him what I should wear on my wedding day.
Ebola Mom, Part 70
(Related to Ebola Mom Part 65 and Ebola Mom Part 66 , and part of the Ebola Mom series)
Glad SOMEONE Is Keeping Track
Texting with my cousin, who I’ll be seeing at my bridal shower this weekend….
Bachelor Party Concerns
Most people worry about the strippers. Here’s my concern:
My Priorities Are in Order
So. Freakin. Excited.
Friend: “Soooo how many days until the big day!?!”
Me (giddy): “99!!!!”
Friend: “Wait– really? I thought your wedding is in June?”
Me: “Oh oh OH. I thought you meant how many days ’til I see Hamilton.”
Guess I’m Not Set
Friend: “So how’s the wedding planning going– is everything pretty much set?”
Me: “Yeah, I think so!”
Friend: “That’s great! What are your colors?”
Me: “I’M SUPPOSED TO HAVE COLORS?!?!”
I Just Really Fucking Love John Mulaney
10 minutes later, after no response….
We Understand Each Other
I had my hair trial for the wedding today.
Me: “Before we begin, I think it’s important to stress again that I am a VERY sweaty person, and this MUST be taken into consideration when planning a hairdo.”
Hairstylist: “Don’t worry. I’ve done a lot of Jewish brides.”
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