(Part of the Ebola Mom series)
Zero time passed between these texts. For all she knows I am, in fact, on my honeymoon.
Also #4 is not hard.
Tag Archives: kids
Because He’s Obviously An Idiot
“But why didn’t he just make a Facebook album?”
— Kid, age 7
What’s Next?
“I guess we should have a house and buy a kid.”
–Eric, sort of getting it right.
I’ll Take it!
“Here. I’m apposed to give you this. For your wedding.”
— Kid, age 4, wiping his runny nose and yogurt-covered mouth with his fingers, then using said fingers to hand me $100.
Same Page
In reference to Eric’s 2-year-old niece Mackenzie (“Mac”) and my 2-year-old nephew Tyler (“The Boog”) walking down the aisle….
How so?
“I mean…it’s a LITTLE nerdy.”
— Kid, age 6, re: my backpack
No Secrets in THAT House
“Oh my god, have so much fun [at your bachelorette party] tonight! At my bachelorette party I got so drunk, there were MULTIPLE strippers, and there are just these ridiculous photos of me hanging off of stripper poles and, like, penises EVERYWHERE.”
— Parent of former student, just now on the street, while holding her 5-year-old daughter’s hand.
It’s a Fair Question
“Well why didn’t she just take a Via or Uber?”
— kid, age 7, re: Rosa Parks
This is Why I Tutor
One of my clients lives in my building….
“I’m on YouTube, you know.”
— Kid, age 6
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