It really is the rudest. And beyond immature. Overall just shows a total lack of respect and class.
I hope he didn’t mind.
(End of testing season. Teacher happy hour at 3pm. I’m sorry!!!)
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This Pervert
Oh. Real = sit on my face? Glad we cleared that up.
I Love This City!
The Final Straw
Me: “Make sure you are answering THE QUESTION BEING ASKED.”
Kid (extremely confident): “Oh, I did. I double checked. TRIPLE checked!”
The test question provided two fractions, one for the amount of purple marbles in a bag of 24, one for the amount of red marbles in a bag of 24. It then asked, “Are there more purple marbles or more red marbles in the bag?”
Kid’s answer: 1/4
And with that, testing season comes to a close.
Miss Emily, out.
Not Possible
Student: “Miss Emily, look! When I add 214 and 90, I get that the answer is still 214. But that’s not possible!”
Me: “You’re right. Not possible. So what do you think that means?”
Student (with a knowing smile): “There’s a typo on the test!”
And then I quit my job and never came back.
Clear Eyes, Full Heart, I’ll Probably Still Lose
I have a first date tonight (FRIDAY night) with a guy who has the same name as my favorite Friday Night Lights character.
So the question is, should I go out and purchase a Dillon Panthers jersey for the occasion?
Jk guys. I’m not that far gone.
I’m going to wear one of the two I already own.
Last Night’s Date, Part 5
Ebola Mom, Part 25
(part of the Ebola Mom series)
Tutoring Ebola Mom’s kid…
Kid: “My mom tried to find you on Facebook but couldn’t.”
Me: “Oh. I don’t use Facebook.”
Kid: “You don’t?”
Me: “Nope. No Facebook. No Instagram. No Internet, really. At all. Ever.”
Perfect.
Me: “Hey, kiddo! How’d the test go?!”
Kid: “Yes.”
Beating the Odds
That jaw-dropping moment when that student who NEVER listens in class takes his multiple choice state test and miraculously beats the odds!
In that he got 3 right. Out of 25.
That’s pretty much statistically impossible, guys!
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