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Ebola Mom, Part 50

March 25, 2016Kids/Teaching, Uncategorizedebola, ebola mom, etiquette, kids, marathon, parenting, parents, running, teacher problems, teachers, teaching, tutoring, ues parents, upper east side, upper east side parentsEmily

(Part of the Ebola Mom series)

I was going to bring a handwritten thank you note next week, but now you can go fuck yourself.

Also, I gave the cookies to a homeless man.

RIP Garry Shandling

March 24, 2016Random Thoughts/Happenings, Uncategorizedcomedians, comedy, garry shandlingEmily

Comedy, and the world, lost a great one today.

Everything about Garry’s turn on “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee,” from the title of the episode to the discussion of Robin Williams dying “so young in his 60s,” is painfully prophetic and poetic. A must-watch.

We’ll miss you, Garry.

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/garry-shandling-its-great-that-garry-shandling-is-still-alive

(And for the record, Garry– I like “Go fuck yourself,” too. You’re my hero.)

Change of Address

March 24, 2016Relationshipsapartment living, finances, love, relationship milestones, relationshipsEmily

I was serious.

Literally

March 24, 2016Kids/Teaching, Random Thoughts/Happeningseaster, holidays, teachingEmily

Well there’s no more fitting way to say it–

Thank Christ it’s a 3-day weekend.

Health Hazards

March 23, 2016Being Awkward/Dumb Stuff I Doapartment living, bacon, cooking, diet, food, health, nutritionEmily

Just now, walking in my apartment, I stepped on something extremely sharp that almost pierced through the heel of my foot. I was sure it was a broken piece of glass and began to panic.

Upon closer inspection, however, I realized it was a super dry, likely weeks-old piece of bacon.

So yeah, it’s true what they say. Bacon is bad for you.

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